COMMUNICATE WITH A SEX GOD!
Realising, as we do, the urgency of your need to be closer to your idol, we, the many fans of the great
have banded together to form the JOHN HALL APPRECIATION SOCIETY.
Here is a photo of some happy members wrapping John's Christmas gifts.
Now it is your turn.
We are giving you the once-in-alifetime opportunity
to join with us in praise of this International Love Machine
by joining the society today.
Lady member proudly displays her membership card!
This is the e mail address to which you should direct your fanmail, large cash donations, ex-wives etc.
IMAGINE!You actually have the opportunity of
communicating directly with a living legend!!!
MAIL TO:
DO IT TODAY..... YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
